twizard 

twizard aka lalo
Lalo is the grandtwizard and no one shall stop him.

discord.gg/twizzyrich

Lalo is the grandtwizard

twizard by realgeeker August 28, 2022

twizard 

(noun) a derogatory term for a juggalo or nu metal fan.

The term directly comes from the modern juggalo being uneducated in the field of science (ie. understanding how magnets work). Without the proper understanding of modern science they still believe in "miracles" and "dark carnival magic".

synonymous with twizzy, twizzball and douchebag

I went to the mall to see a movie but there was a gaggle of twizards blocking the entrance.

twizard by upstatebud June 29, 2010

Twizard 

When you order something online and it gives you a "Special instructions" option and you fill it in with ' Please draw one magical wizard on shipping tube'.

Holy shit thats FTW. For the win and a fuckin' tube wizard.
Epic Twizard

Twizard by mechanizzm March 29, 2011

twitard

pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.

They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.

twitard by divby0 December 18, 2008

twitards 

fans of twilight by stephenie meyer

usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often

Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away

twitards by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008

Twitard

An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.

"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"

Twitard by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008

twitard

A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.

If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.

twitard by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009