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John:did u see that guy's skills?
Ethan:Yea he is a Hazard
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by Datboymiguel March 30, 2017
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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A gamer who has adopted the name since 2005. He has an odd mind that freaks many people out, some are even still attending therapy. Though you may try, this guy CANNOT be mindfucked, ultimately he will just laugh and move on. He also has a very strong stomach, as what might gross most people out, has no effect (or a completely different effect) on him.
Johnny: Dude... I fooled Hazard into googling "Offended"... He was unphased.... He even laughed at some of it... o_O

Bob: Dude... That guy is seriously warped o_o

Johnny: I know... He laughs at things utterly disturb others ._.

Bob: That's because he's already disturbed... >.>
by Hazard89 October 15, 2010
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A girl or boy who may be considered dangerous due to their promiscuity or overly flirtatious qualities. Usually does not involve themselves in long term relationships and only seeks short hookups or one night stands. Likely to cheat or talk to multiple different people at the same time.
Nasty Dudebro #1: Hey brah, that girl was totally into you.
Nasty Dudebro #2: Nah man, she's a hazard. I'm staying away from that.

Party Slut #1: I talked to him all night! I think he likes me.
Party Slut #2: Be careful gurl, that guy is totally a hazard.
by CHICODEMAYO May 12, 2014
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Used when someone looks so good they are considered a Hazard
Danm Rany looks so good in those J's he's a Hazard
by O.G Afro Jack May 22, 2019
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A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.
Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...
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