Hazard

The best footballer in the world ever

John:did u see that guy's skills?
Ethan:Yea he is a Hazard

by Datboymiguel March 30, 2017

Hazard

Used when someone looks so good they are considered a Hazard

Danm Rany looks so good in those J's he's a Hazard

by O.G Afro Jack May 22, 2019

Hazard

A gamer who has adopted the name since 2005. He has an odd mind that freaks many people out, some are even still attending therapy. Though you may try, this guy CANNOT be mindfucked, ultimately he will just laugh and move on. He also has a very strong stomach, as what might gross most people out, has no effect (or a completely different effect) on him.

Johnny: Dude... I fooled Hazard into googling "Offended"... He was unphased.... He even laughed at some of it... o_O

Bob: Dude... That guy is seriously warped o_o

Johnny: I know... He laughs at things utterly disturb others ._.

Bob: That's because he's already disturbed... >.>

by Hazard89 October 18, 2010

Hazard

A girl or boy who may be considered dangerous due to their promiscuity or overly flirtatious qualities. Usually does not involve themselves in long term relationships and only seeks short hookups or one night stands. Likely to cheat or talk to multiple different people at the same time.

Nasty Dudebro #1: Hey brah, that girl was totally into you.
Nasty Dudebro #2: Nah man, she's a hazard. I'm staying away from that.

Party Slut #1: I talked to him all night! I think he likes me.
Party Slut #2: Be careful gurl, that guy is totally a hazard.

by CHICODEMAYO May 12, 2014

Hazard

The name of the current best football player in the world (confirmed by football experts across the world). Could also be used as an adjective to describe the fear he puts into his opponents when he dribbles in their area.

- Hey, tell me the name of a football player better than Neymar, Messi and Ronaldo at the moment?
- Eden Hazard bro
- Oh shit yeah man he's amazing!

by Hazpillian October 14, 2018

Hazard

A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.

Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

HAZARD

some bitch who came back from the dead. oh, and she also likes sour patch kids, which is cool.

"Oh shit, Beth's dead."

"Oh, HAZARD did that. She felt silly. Too silly."

by Purple Nerd Creature July 27, 2023