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Twatknacker 

A total idiot
That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013
The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.
Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.
Twatnap by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010

twatular 

twatular (Pronunciation: twät-ty&-l&r) - adj; twat-like; having the qualities commonly associated with a twat.
His behavior is rather twatular when he gets drunk, as he tries to pick fights with everyone around him.
twatular by What August 12, 2006

Twatinator 

a female, delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer, wears pink knitted hats
Man , Betty is a twatinator! I asked her to answer a simple question and she retorted with baseless insults!
Twatinator by EG6785 March 10, 2017

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
Twatknackered by Twatknackered March 31, 2010

Twatular 

Adjective describing the property of behaving like a twat, or saying something which makes you sound like a twat.
What was up with Eric today? I don't see why he has to be twatular with me.

I don't mean to sound twatular, but your breath stinks so bad I'd rather you just didn't talk to me.

Why does your father have to get so twatular with me because I don't have a job?
Twatular by Killdozer February 5, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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