Twatina

A Black Woman normally who has two thick pussy lips.

Yo twatina, you gotta puff in da front.

by rsav11 July 31, 2008

twattina

Superlative of "twat" - a person that exhibits extra twattitude. May also refer to an effeminate gay male who happens to be a twat.

Look at that twattina, dancing in the cage in his underwear.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

Twatgina

A person who is not liked.

(invented as a term to describe my physics teacher after the whole class failed)

Please become a fan of the Facebook page "Twatgina"

He is such a Twatgina!

by Dr Bastard March 20, 2010

Twatknacker

A total idiot

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!

by juannkerr October 4, 2013

Twatnap

The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.

Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.

by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

Twatisaurus

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."

1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!

by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011