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Adjective Something pretentious, pointless or awkward, including behaviour.

'Twatty' may cause offence. Especially to twats.
Typical twatty students showing off.

Low rent celebs getting twatty on TV.

Filling out this twatty tax rebate.

When they call on the rules, they're not being fair, they're just being twatty.
twatty by Memeticmagic June 20, 2007
Words you can keep
someone or something which is daft. a light hearted twist to the insult'twat' but more acceptable for use in public
for flips sake sandra stop prancing round the place like a twatty and lay the table.
twatty by letty hunt July 9, 2003
a man having womanly emotional qualities that would lead you to believe he may be sporting a vagina; a man who acts like a woman more than a woman.
*John* is being so emotional about his break-up with *Jane* of only 3 days. He's acting so twatty.
Twatty by frvscnt1106 January 24, 2011
(adjective) The act of being a twat.
Wow, are these two girls across from us twatty or what?
Twatty by this guy knows June 22, 2010
A mussel - the seafood, shell fish. Called this due to the resemblance of a shelled mussel to a woman's pussy. Pussy = twat, so mussels are twattys.
For a snack I ate mushy peas and twattys
twatty by SteveMickPete June 11, 2006

Twatty twat twat 

A term used for a female that attends Riddle, that is beyond a twat and does every thing in her power to keep her pussy dry and avoids all male temptation, hence the term "twatty twat twat"
horny riddle student "El dudito that chick is teasing my cock like no other, what a twatty twat twat"

Twatty-Chop

The act of one karate chopping the vagina. Similar to the "cunt punch," except a karate chop move is done.
Mom, if you flush that weed, I'm Twatty-Chopping you
Twatty-Chop by randommushroom September 15, 2010
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