Twatturd 

Twatturd: is when a female allows a man to shit in her pussy and then she pushes it out.

Dont be such a twattycaca June says Ronald

A twatturd is totally a fetish that's world renown and completley safe.

Twatturd by Alexybee March 18, 2020

twatterdnipplewaffle 

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

twatterdnipplewaffle by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

twattard 

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

twattard by Maria June 20, 2004

Twitturd 

Sending tweets from the bathroom

"Dude, what's up with Mandy's tweets about the best toilet paper?"

"Oh, she always twitturds."

"Man, we should take her phone away before she starts posting shit pics just cuz her turds look like Abraham Lincoln."

Twitturd by richard.p.rick February 16, 2010

Twat Turd 

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

Twat Turd by Ambizness June 12, 2018

Twathurdler 

Twathurdler: (Twat) Hurdler

A twathurdler is someone known as a twat, or a pussy, or a cunt, but in a much worse way when paired with the word 'hurdler', insinuating that they hurdle twats. AKA get none, AKA jump over them, AKA 40 year old virgin.

Bro: I got shot but its okay you have to deal with me bleeding out n all and then im gonna force you to come and see my friend.

Bro2: Twathurdlery, thats what this is.

Twathurdler by Koresgold_ January 9, 2022