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twatterdnipplewaffle
A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
twatterdnipplewaffle by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012
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Twathurdler: (Twat) Hurdler
A twathurdler is someone known as a twat, or a pussy, or a cunt, but in a much worse way when paired with the word 'hurdler', insinuating that they hurdle twats. AKA get none, AKA jump over them, AKA 40 year old virgin.
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Bro: I got shot but its okay you have to deal with me bleeding out n all and then im gonna force you to come and see my friend.
Bro2: Twathurdlery, thats what this is.
Bro2: Twathurdlery, thats what this is.
Twathurdler by Koresgold_ January 9, 2022
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