Twathurdler 

Twathurdler: (Twat) Hurdler

A twathurdler is someone known as a twat, or a pussy, or a cunt, but in a much worse way when paired with the word 'hurdler', insinuating that they hurdle twats. AKA get none, AKA jump over them, AKA 40 year old virgin.

Bro: I got shot but its okay you have to deal with me bleeding out n all and then im gonna force you to come and see my friend.

Bro2: Twathurdlery, thats what this is.

Twathurdler by Koresgold_ January 9, 2022

twatburgler 

(n. from "twat" and "to burgle")
1.(lit.) He who burgles the twat.
2. one who possesses similar characteristics to a douche , but with an added element making his entourage exceptionally pissed off, somewhat of a mix of an asshole and a douche.

-Where the fuck does he get off?
-god, really! what a twatburgler!

twatburgler by Michelangelo999 January 2, 2009