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1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)
Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time
Twated by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006
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Past-tence of tweet (what is written on Twitter.com)
Boss: Are you Twittering on the clock again?
Me: Nope, I already twated
Twated by Clay Adams May 6, 2009
Tated... to back your car into a ditch while high
Guy 1: dudeeee I backed my car into a ditch while high
Guy 2: oh you mean you tated?
Tated by Tate-oh-tot September 9, 2019

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.
My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.
blue twatted by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

twaked out 

a person who habitually uses methanphetamines for long periods of time
hey, that dude is really twaked out!
twaked out by dildo dan September 18, 2003

twater boarding 

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!
twater boarding by jconn88 August 26, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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