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Twatdangle 

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.
"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."
Twatdangle by biglel March 4, 2009
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Twatdangle 

The act of being David Blaine and hanging upside down.
Jim: Hear about David Blaine?
Sally: Oh, the guy thats being a twatdangle in New York?
Twatdangle by The3rdNuisance January 13, 2009

Twatdangle 

To hold someone who is being a twat by the ankles and dangle him/her out the window or over the stairs until they promise not to be a twat any more.

We twatdangled the cleaner over the balcony until he promissed not to unplug the server to plug his vacuum cleaner in again.
Twatdangle by Papfox January 2, 2009

Twatdangle 

The piece of string that hangs from your lady's baby area, when a tampon is inserted
"hey hunny, your Twatdangle is showing in your tights"
Twatdangle by ChrisPinDevon December 9, 2008

twatjungle 

It is a room filled with women, but not good smelling attractive women. The women reek of twat juice and the smell is unbearable.

Can also be used as an insult to a person who is retarded, stupid, or a noob.
Joey walked into the bowling ally, he came running out crying "STAY AWAY FROM THE TWATJUNGLE!!!"

I would have totally gone dancing tonight if the stench wasn't still there from the twatjungle yesterday.

You are a twatjungle because you crashed your car.
twatjungle by I AM ORGASMUS!!! April 1, 2009

twatwangers 

You left your twatwangers on my bedroom floor this morning.
twatwangers by Djm(o)(o)bs June 7, 2016

twatranger 

Wow look at all these twatrangers at the bar tonight!
twatranger by jjoking May 29, 2018
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