Twatcrumpet

The name given to someone who is just so ridiculously pointless and annoying that 'Twatcrumpet' is the only way to sum them up.

Sat on the bus next to a 40yr old whorebag in double denim and a silly twatcrumpet taking up two seats with her rolls of fat.

by grwg94 May 10, 2011

TwatCrumpet

Another way to say “vagina” or the female reproductive system.

He looked at her and said, “Whooping the ol trolly in the Twatcrumpet”

by Britt Nicole 98 October 25, 2019