Twatclops

A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!

by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010

twatcopter

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

by WordTournament May 4, 2009

Twatcoaster

1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.

God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!

by Venezuela October 17, 2008

Twatalope

A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.

The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.

The twatalope barged to the head of the Starbuck's queue.

by Leo Kottke's Black Bones July 8, 2009

twatclown

1) a person who exhibits a tendency of being an asshole to the point of absurdity 2) a person who is a buffoon, and also a jerk

Mary: "He threw rocks at James and Darci, because he thought the cool kids would think it was funny? What a twatclown."

by campbell42 February 24, 2010

twatslosh

twatslosh is the byproduct of a Sloshy Twat. think of the most disgustingly bile smell ever and twatslosh is 3 levels on top of that.

I went to drill her hard but i discovered twatslosh

by rustyshackleferd June 18, 2007

twatblossom

An overexposed, aesthetically overrated and therefore sexually overused, celebrity female.

Guy Ritchie: "Man, my wife is a fucking twatblossom."

by Steve Barry October 5, 2006