Twatbeard

Someone who is a bit of a prick with well manicured facial hair.

Look at Adam over there, kicking a ball, what a twatbeard.

by Pepsimaxcherry October 17, 2016

twatard

A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.

Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.

'Stop being such a twatard!' Erica said to Jessica.

by œ January 14, 2010

twatberry

1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.

"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"

by L. S May 19, 2008

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

twatbadger

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.

Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger

by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

twatward

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.

Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.

by Thump! October 31, 2006

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004