Twatbarrier

Someone's inability to get their ticket ready for a ticket barrier, then spending the next minute faffing around trying to find said ticket while blocking the barrier, hence becoming a barrier themselves.

'' Oi mate, next time get your ticket ready, you twatbarrier''

by Wiggybe May 22, 2017

The TwatBerries

Inhabiting affluent suburbs of Greater London, frequently in possession of the ‘BBM’ and/or Apple related products. It is commonplace for these people to be blonde, with hair that is swept in a Toni & Guy coiffure. For what they lack in brain power, they certainly make up for in the dollar. Despite their evident wealth, TwatBerries insist upon wearing items of clothing of the ‘vintage’ variety, saved from the depths of the skips of North London. A simpler definition would be “general idiot”.

"Look at the TwatBerries in their vintage chunky knit cardigan, BBMing in their Media Studies lessons. Tch."

by A.Non and A.Mous November 16, 2010

Teabarrier

1. A barrier (usually temporary) that exists for no reason. 2. A barrier erected for political reasons. 3. A procedural barrier to accomplishing a worthy task.

1. "Dude, Cruz and his Teabaggers teabarricaded the park."
2. "Dude, there's a teabarricade around the Urban League voter registration booth."
3. "Dude, the GOP put up a teabarrier around the whole fucking government."

by edward oleander October 2, 2013