Tartle 

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.

Steve: Hi, Susan!
Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.

Tartle by lodedosdeensaladareal September 5, 2011

Tartle 

An Irish term mainly from the North of Ireland

A "tartle" is the piece of shit that sticks to a cows ass. It can also refer to humans, as the piece of shit that balls up and stick to your ass hair when wiping.

Due to to it being stuck to your ass it remains close and follows you , so it is commonly used to refer to a hang-a-long or stalker that follows you everywhere.

Wow that chick is a real "tartle" she is following you everywhere.

Tartle by Poodart December 14, 2010

Tartle 

A person who does a good job of fucking up like a retard.

Wow she is such a tartle.

Tartle by Erbear April 19, 2018

Tartle 

Retarded turtle

Bro did you see that Tartle
Yea he has the downs

Tartle by KevinandMileyloversforlife February 10, 2023

Tartle Pop 

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.

As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."

Tartle Pop by Bloobies May 9, 2010

tactleneck

A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.

A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.

"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer

tactleneck by natalie portmanteaux May 13, 2021

tactleneck

A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.

A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.

"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer

Archer: "Guys, this is, this is the-- the car from--"
Lana: "Bullitt, we know, and if you'd go already, maybe later I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you!"
Archer: "Ew, that's not even what it's about. Plus your hands are too big."
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "But speaking of McQueen, if there was ever a time to wear the tactleneck--"
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "Okay! Hang on!"

tactleneck by natalie portmanteaux May 19, 2021