Twaid

The act of a flag being American

banner yet twaid

by McFartsALittle April 23, 2011

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Twain

A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi

Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help

Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today

O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone

by Baseduncu March 9, 2022

Twaimz

A youtuber that is amazing, loves llamas, and is 1Daf. His videos are hilarious and more people should watch him

Twaimz is a boss with a booty

by Swaggybieber February 24, 2015

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

dick twad

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility

Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...

by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017