tward

One who is obsessed with their twitter.

Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.

by KennyDigital July 18, 2010

Tward

When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard

s/he is a serious tward!

by Stu-Wee August 24, 2009

Tward

1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)

I don't want to hear about Edward Cullen, you tward!

by Basil Dealer November 29, 2009

tward

The female version of nard.

To hit someone in the twat. To be twarded.

by Mandie E. November 8, 2008

Tward

A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.

Tyler is a real Tward.

by Chodin February 21, 2005

tward

a fatass reefer joint...

damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

Tward Barge

A short-bus full or retards and twats.

Look at that tward barge over there.

by 42cfuller April 25, 2022