Twafting
Twafting by Badluckchuck June 5, 2015
Words you can keep
Sheriff of Twattingham
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
Sheriff of Twattingham by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010
Related Words
Twafting • twatting • twating • Tafting • trafting • twanting • twarting • twasting • twatingale • Twatting Around
Twating
Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!
Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012
twatting hell
British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
twatting hell by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
twatting it down
She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
twatting it down by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020
Twatting
To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.
The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
Past Tense:
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Present Tense:
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Present Tense:
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
Twatting by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006
Cyber-twatting
The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.
Cyber-twatting by Sweet River C June 11, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!