Twafting

The test sniff at the belly button to see if you are going down any further.

Jim regretted not twafting before committing downtown.

by Badluckchuck June 5, 2015

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

twatting it down

Heavy rain. Rain. Precipitation

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.

by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020

Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

Cyber-twatting

The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.

Cyber-twatting is illegal in California.

by Sweet River C June 11, 2009