Twafting
Twafting by Badluckchuck June 5, 2015
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Sheriff of Twattingham
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
Sheriff of Twattingham by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010
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Twafting • twatting • Tafting • twating • trafting • twanting • twarting • twasting • twatingale • Twatting Around
Twating
Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!
Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012
twatting hell
British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
twatting hell by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
twatting it down
She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
twatting it down by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020
Twatting
To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.
The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
Past Tense:
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Present Tense:
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Present Tense:
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
Twatting by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006
Cyber-twatting
The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.
Cyber-twatting by Sweet River C June 11, 2009
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