twanting

have butt sex, in the behind

me and your mother were twanting last night!

by twant master June 24, 2010

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Wanking.

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

by Mattaus Muller November 12, 2011

Twancing

Dancing like a twat for amusement of oneself.

Did you see that guy twancing, he looked like a wanker

by Twancing fool June 10, 2011

twentington

That's numberwang!

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"

by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

Twinting

Twinting in definition is a psychological state brought on by certain drug use that ambitiously obscures the ability to differentiate between reality and a drug induced reality. Used in reference to techno enthusiasts and club goers that trip* on substances such as infamous bombs...the likable K and LSD. However a toxic dose of Mary will make you twint a swell. People that are twinting feel as though days have lost they're ability to be separate; meaning weeks may feel as one day because the perception of time is due to relativity, and in this case the relativity is in the hands of the twinter. Twinters also associate they're condition to that of the M.F.K syndrome - abbreviated for "Motha-fucking-King" sensation.

Example of Twinting in a conversation
A: Serious crowd tonight the music is serious take a bump

B: Dude im twinting pretty hard so I should let me get a bump d(+_+)b

by Mo|Ma March 22, 2010