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Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?
Dancing like a twat for amusement of oneself.
Did you see that guy twancing, he looked like a wanker
Twancing by Twancing fool June 10, 2011

twentington

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"
twentington by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019

Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.
Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!
Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

Twinting 

Twinting in definition is a psychological state brought on by certain drug use that ambitiously obscures the ability to differentiate between reality and a drug induced reality. Used in reference to techno enthusiasts and club goers that trip* on substances such as infamous bombs...the likable K and LSD. However a toxic dose of Mary will make you twint a swell. People that are twinting feel as though days have lost they're ability to be separate; meaning weeks may feel as one day because the perception of time is due to relativity, and in this case the relativity is in the hands of the twinter. Twinters also associate they're condition to that of the M.F.K syndrome - abbreviated for "Motha-fucking-King" sensation.
Example of Twinting in a conversation
A: Serious crowd tonight the music is serious take a bump

B: Dude im twinting pretty hard so I should let me get a bump d(+_+)b
Twinting by Mo|Ma March 22, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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