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An unusual patch of thick, coarse pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. It is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
"Ever since I developed this tuftus, my girlfriend refuses to go down on me."
"I've grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor."
Tuftus by KC01 January 12, 2015
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when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.
my turtus is haunting me.
turtus by turtus hunter November 6, 2009
U TUTUSH NOVI!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ATE YOU! (yes ATE not HATE ..YOU NOVI!)
TUTUSH by noviiscrazy June 28, 2010
a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"
turtus by Philly775 June 21, 2013
An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.
That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded
Turtus by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Aractis Testus 

A small spider that crawls into your penis while you sleep. It lays eggs in your testicles. These eggs will hatch as you ejaculate.
My friend jus got the Aractis Testus
Aractis Testus by Tado ass December 6, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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