Tustus

Specific Babe also referred as Girlfriend

Hey! Tustus, how are you?

by TL tum tum May 7, 2021

Tuftus

An unusual patch of thick, coarse pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. It is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple sexually transmitted diseases.

"Ever since I developed this tuftus, my girlfriend refuses to go down on me."
"I've grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor."

by KC01 January 12, 2015

turtus

when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.

my turtus is haunting me.

by turtus hunter November 6, 2009

TUTUSH

unknown insult in turkish

U TUTUSH NOVI!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ATE YOU! (yes ATE not HATE ..YOU NOVI!)

by noviiscrazy June 28, 2010

turtus

a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.

"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"

by Philly775 June 21, 2013

Turtus

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.

That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Aractis Testus

A small spider that crawls into your penis while you sleep. It lays eggs in your testicles. These eggs will hatch as you ejaculate.

My friend jus got the Aractis Testus

by Tado ass December 6, 2019