Turt Burgle 

The action of taking, or to take someone or a turt(turtle).

Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.

"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"

Turt Burgle by DeadKnight November 20, 2017

turdburgler 

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

turdburgler by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

Northern Turdburgler 

Northern Turdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the Old World, New Jersey, and West Virgina. The group is treated either as a single family, Dukeieous Maximus or as a suborder Flyingousdoodooeatious. There are roughly 2 species of Turdburgler. All have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. Non-coincidentally Northern Turdburglers smell like shit, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. A nocturnal creature Turdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. Northern Turdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for nobody will mess with dey babies. The Northern Turdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.

That bird has shit all over it; it must be a Great Northern Turdburgler.

Northern Turdburgler by Chris Burgiles P.H.D. February 16, 2010

turdburgler 

A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.

I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.

turdburgler by HyperRon March 27, 2003

turdburgler 

One who burgles turds.

You turdburgler.

turdburgler by Chronodin June 6, 2003

Turdburgler 

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

Turdburgler by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Turdburgler  

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste

"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"

Turdburgler by Steve McC August 31, 2007