turt

"Turt" is a simple dumbed down and more derpy version of turtle. Dunno where the other definitions got their knowledge, but its incorrect, turt = turtle.

Look at that turt~ so cute!

by podonok April 27, 2021

turt

a slow person, retarded originated from turtle

you a slow ass turt.

by Yung Ron March 23, 2006

turt

A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.

Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt

by DKLONE June 28, 2007

turt

turd and a fart

I've been holding it so long, I hope I dont turt

by Jonmanuel February 10, 2010

turt

a sound a butt makes therefore someone that is called that deserves to be considered a stupid ass.

"What a turt!"

by Your Mother's arse August 27, 2008

Turts

a female who's face and body language resembles a turtle.

"Look theres Turts!"
"AWW You had sex with Turts!"
"StephanieMyatt"

by NPSS February 16, 2009

Turts

Something that tickles and hurts - to the same degree - at the same time.

Ahhh stop touching me there. That turts!

by Georazz October 2, 2010