Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

turdburgler

A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.

I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.

by HyperRon March 27, 2003

turdburgler

One who burgles turds.

You turdburgler.

by Chronodin June 6, 2003

Turdburgler

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste

"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"

by Steve McC August 31, 2007

turdburgler

One who steals your shit.

I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.

by Melvin Chandler January 11, 2004

turdburgler

AKA: Fagg or hipster
A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area.

dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that.

by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012