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turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.
Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.
by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009
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It's a strategy in Portal 1 Speedrunning based around skipping the opening of "flippy_turret_door_12", a func_door_rotating entity, in order to save time. It is known to be the longest expression for a speedrunning trick.
Also called "flippy skippy".
Azorae : "I just missed the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy"
Chat : "Ehh timeloss :( "
by PackSciences October 18, 2017
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sentry turret

1. Robot that shoots bullets at anyone it detects from the Portal franchise.

2. Protects your loved ones during sleep mode.

3. Sings beautiful songs of opera.
"There will be sentry turrets in this test. You remember them, don't you?" -GLaDOS
by TheHalfMex November 26, 2013
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SAM Turret

SAM Turrets, or Surface-to-Air Missile Turrets, are effective ways to take down enemy aircraft from the ground.

The first mention in history of a surface to air missile was by inventor Dr. Gustav Rasmus in 1931, in which a missile would home in on an aircraft by sound, with intentions to destroy the aircraft. Development of surface-to-air missiles began in Nazi Germany during late World War II with explosive missiles that seek and destroy any aircraft within range. nitial performance goals were target intercept at a horizontal range of 10 miles and 30,000 feet altitude, with a 300 to 600 pound explosive warhead for a 30 to 70 percent kill probability. Heavy ship losses due to Kamikaze attacks during the Battle of Okinawa provided additional incentive for guided missile development.

Modern SAM weapons are more mobile than they were during World War II. Most SAM Missiles are mounted on tanks, ships, trucks, submarines, and even carried by infantrymen. They aren't cheep, but they are effective.
SAM Turrets are currently deployed in Afghanistan.
by MW2 Freak January 9, 2011
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swivel turret

When your girl sits on your dick and spins around while squirting milk from her titties that ends up in your friend's eye, when it happens, you say "69 KILLSTREAK!"
Yo my girlfriend was such a swivel turret last night, my friend is in the hospital because of it
by XKIL$ONX September 12, 2021
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Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.
This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
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Carpal Turrets

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.
They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.
by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010
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