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Family name known for large dicks
Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach
turnage by TCal2020 May 19, 2017

Bret Turnage 

A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.
OMG Look! It's a Bret Turnage!
Bret Turnage by iamsoawesome123 November 5, 2011

turntasexual 

Sexuality in witch your turnt (within your givin gender) girls of this new gender are still attracted only to males and males are only attracted to girls.
What gender are you,are you gay?
No I’m turntasexual
turntasexual by youngdadderdickk September 25, 2018
A family surname.Known for Large Penis' and big butts
Friend:He I heard you were with that Turnage boy last night

Me:oh yes I still feel his cum dripping in my stomach
Turnage by the_boy_123 October 17, 2018
When you are straight and then realize your not anymore. You have made the turnage.
Tom caught his girl going down on her best friend. She had made the turnage.
Turnage by Nastyneeder November 18, 2021

Hudson Turnage 

A hot guy with a nice dad bod. Definitely husband material. Sometimes full of himself, but doesn’t mean it. Has a good voice and can serenade you if needed. He’s also good with children.
Oh my, I’m gonna marry hudson Turnage for that dad bod(;
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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