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Turnstilin' 

When, during a very enjoyable night of drinking with your friends, one friend decides at the last minute to go home, for example by hanging back and not walk through the turnstile at a train stop after all the other members of the party have gone through on the way to the next bar, thus decreasing morale of group.
Pat: Sandeep, why are you going home early? We're so close to the next bar.
Sandeep: I'm just tired...
Pat: Sandeep, you turnstilin' son of a bitch!!!!

-Pat jumps over turnstile and pushes Sandeep through the turnstile, thereby negating his aforementioned turnstilin' behavior.
Turnstilin' by Roi James August 10, 2019
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Skylines and Turnstiles 

The first My Chemical Romance song written by Gerard Way. Inspired by the 9/11 incident, in which Gerard witnessed. It's the seventh track on their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"
Did you know Skylines and Turnstiles was MCR's first song?

turnstilish 

1. The ability to move stylishly through the ever-so-awkward turnstiles.

2. The sudden turning of something from boring to stylish.

3. Clumsy, gangly, or somehow resembling a turnstile.
1. He rides the subway every day... I guess that's why he's so turnstilish.

2. High-waisted skirts?!?! How turnstilish!

3. Poor Sam... he was so tall and skinny that he stayed turnstilish until his 15th birthday.

kentucky turnstile

A certain pile of dead bodies.
"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."

turnstile 

a mechanical barrier with arms that are turned to admit one person at a time, a gate consisting of a post that acts as a pivot for rotating arms; set in a passageway for controlling the persons entering
They passed through a set of turnstiles, up some steps and into what seemed to be the main foyer.
turnstile by Parasite Iva May 17, 2008

Turnstile Leech 

Someone (usually a black guy) who hangs around the subway turnstiles pretending to "check the balance" on his blank Metrocard that he probably found in the garbage-uses this as an excuse to loiter near the turnstiles-asks everyone who comes along if they can help him out with whatever
Hey look at the turnstile leech pretending he's checking his Metrocard balance. I ain't giving him shit!
Turnstile Leech by Wacky Rich September 22, 2014

turnstile 

A blumpkin hurricane with extreme constipation. If you know what a turnstile is, you know why this is called a turnstile. The opposite of a MAACO.
Girl 1: Why do you have a bruise on your face?
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me a turnstile last night.
turnstile by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010
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