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turnstilish 

1. The ability to move stylishly through the ever-so-awkward turnstiles.

2. The sudden turning of something from boring to stylish.

3. Clumsy, gangly, or somehow resembling a turnstile.
1. He rides the subway every day... I guess that's why he's so turnstilish.

2. High-waisted skirts?!?! How turnstilish!

3. Poor Sam... he was so tall and skinny that he stayed turnstilish until his 15th birthday.
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Skylines and Turnstiles 

The first My Chemical Romance song written by Gerard Way. Inspired by the 9/11 incident, in which Gerard witnessed. It's the seventh track on their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"
Did you know Skylines and Turnstiles was MCR's first song?

Turnstilin' 

When, during a very enjoyable night of drinking with your friends, one friend decides at the last minute to go home, for example by hanging back and not walk through the turnstile at a train stop after all the other members of the party have gone through on the way to the next bar, thus decreasing morale of group.
Pat: Sandeep, why are you going home early? We're so close to the next bar.
Sandeep: I'm just tired...
Pat: Sandeep, you turnstilin' son of a bitch!!!!

-Pat jumps over turnstile and pushes Sandeep through the turnstile, thereby negating his aforementioned turnstilin' behavior.
Turnstilin' by Roi James August 10, 2019

Turnstiles 

A 1976 studio album by American singer/songwriter/pianist Billy Joel; has several now famous standards like ''New York State of Mind'', ''Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway'', ''Say Goodbye To Hollywood'', and ''James''.
People think the Stranger is the best, but Turnstiles is clearly an underrated gem.
Turnstiles by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026