turnip head

Someone of utter incompetence. Originally The nickname once given by the UK press to former England soccer manager Graham Taylor along with the famous image of the root vegetable superimposed on his head.
Headline: Swedes 1 Turnips o

He's another bloody turnip head!

turnip head by #Pezza# January 16, 2008

Turnip Head

The awesome, lovable scarecrow in Howl's Moving Castle.
He is much better as a turnip than as a prince!

I was so annoyed when they turned Turnip Head into a prince at the end of the movie!

Turnip Head by CattheMagical January 19, 2014

turniphead 

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

turniphead by tweeva January 2, 2020

Turniphead 

A man with a grey quiff fade who is from the north and has a turnip shapes head.

That turniphead didn't bring me any carrotcake today.

Turniphead by SNAZZZZY J April 27, 2019

Turniphead 

THE coolest word ever.
I mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) When you're realy happy about something
2) When you're angry about something
3) When you're well pissed off at someone

1) omg i love you! you're such a Turniphead!!!!
2)oh fuck off you Turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. Mr. Smith is such a turniphead!

Turniphead by Jstar! May 20, 2007

turniphead 

Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout

he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout

turniphead by Chav January 8, 2005