TurkeyTom

Turkey Tom is a word to describe the biggest goat of all time, the sexiest man alive and the man with the biggest wiener who gets tons of woman and femboys

“Dude that’s so TurkeyTom of you to get that girls number.”

TurkeyTom by Turkeytomsboyfriend January 17, 2026

Turkeytron 

From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turkey who is apparently the great (x5) grandfather of GOBLOX, a turkey destined to lead a rebellion against master chickens in the future.

Turkeytron's stories are usually extremely long and characterized by his voice echoing, along with a cloud of fog or smoke billowing in to create a dramatic effect. The smoke is quickly dissipated whenever his stories are interrupted.

"This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY (enter smoke) about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me....marshmallow."

--Turkeytron

Turkeytron by miss mooseybear March 29, 2008

Turkey tom 

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

Turkey tom is funny

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Turkey tom by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020

Turkeyism 

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

Turkeyism by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

turkeymonkey 

1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”

2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).

3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.

1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.

2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!

3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.

turkeymonkey by Ted Mann February 2, 2006

Turkeywood 

Popular films or movies remade in the country of Turkey; typically very poorly and with a low budget. Similar to Bollywood movies from India but of much lower quality. Turkey Wood

Man Turkeywood movies are so bad they just make me want to vomit. Turkish Star Wars is a prime example of a Turkeywood film.

Turkeywood by Turing Code September 25, 2005

turkeytimeya 

turkeytimeya making me act up so mother fucking hot istg 😩😩

turkeytimeya What a hot bitch

turkeytimeya by Milf<33 May 26, 2021