Turkeyism 

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

Turkeyism by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

Alex Turnerism 

Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.

I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.

Alex Turnerism by theperceptionofperfection June 6, 2011

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu 

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

Turnerism

A phrase to describe certain lyrics that Alex Turner (of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets) writes. He comes up with very unique similes and metaphors that he is now famous for. This is referred to as a turnerism.

Listening to Suck it and See: "...You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock, and those other girls are just post-mix lemonade..."

Fan: Wow, what a brilliant Turnerism!

Turnerism by esileysiad July 1, 2016

turkeyslapping 

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

turkeyslapping by Travman November 11, 2002

Shirt Turkeys 

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.

Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."

Shirt Turkeys by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012

fried turkeys 

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

fried turkeys by hoagly January 16, 2011