Turkeytron 

From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turkey who is apparently the great (x5) grandfather of GOBLOX, a turkey destined to lead a rebellion against master chickens in the future.

Turkeytron's stories are usually extremely long and characterized by his voice echoing, along with a cloud of fog or smoke billowing in to create a dramatic effect. The smoke is quickly dissipated whenever his stories are interrupted.

"This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY (enter smoke) about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me....marshmallow."

--Turkeytron

Turkeytron by miss mooseybear March 29, 2008

turketron 

AKA "Hustlin Tom Turkey" A cybernetic turkey from the year 9595 that has come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebelion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equiped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them. aqua teen hunger force he is featured in the episode "The".

Turketron is like the Terminator. (they are in cahoots!!!!111)
THIS IS LIKE THAT SCENE FROM THE TERMINATOR!!!!
John Travolta (just the dancing part from that old disco movie)
Man you got moves like turketron ZZZZZOMG11111!!!!11112
I wish you were like turketron :"(

turketron by ATHF Scholar August 28, 2006

turkeymonkey 

1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”

2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).

3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.

1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.

2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!

3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.

turkeymonkey by Ted Mann February 2, 2006

Turkelton

When a person has a foreskin on their head.

Dad: Nice turkelton!
Son: I'd like to think so.

Turkelton by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

TurkeyCrow 

A person that snores in the dead of night just to wake up others and cause others to become extremely irate. These people are known for their sassiness, and elaborate explanations for things.

That bastard is a total turkeycrow who likes to piss me off by snoring all night.

TurkeyCrow by Sterlin666 January 1, 2010

turkeypoon 

A person resembling a smelt, living on the south shore of Long Island. Will often claim to new people they are from queens, or even Manhattan if they are really looking to impress. Will tend to get lost in the sauce and can be heard from many miles and identified by either a low rumbling smelt mating call, or seen standing making a scene shouting “New York is the greatest city in the world”

Man that guy Connor is a real turkeypoon

turkeypoon by Btownmitts May 29, 2020

TurkeyTom

Turkey Tom is a word to describe the biggest goat of all time, the sexiest man alive and the man with the biggest wiener who gets tons of woman and femboys

“Dude that’s so TurkeyTom of you to get that girls number.”

TurkeyTom by Turkeytomsboyfriend January 17, 2026