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Turkey Fucker 

One who is a real silly son of a bitch ussually a goofy shit bastard of a friend. A real chain yanker and of the teasing sort.
Damn im gonna miss ol Ryan Williams he was a real turkey fucker(R.I.P. Gimp you Turkey Fucker). Oh my god thats not beer its piss all right wich one of you turkey fuckers pissed in my beer?

Turkey Fucker 

Matt isn't a Turkey Fucker, everyone who mentions the word Turkey to him is a fucktard!
Matt Does NOT fuck Turkey's - Harvey wants to though...!
Turkey Fucker by Mound December 6, 2004

Turkey Fuchers 

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
Turkey Fuchers by couchsalesman November 30, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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