Definitions by couchsalesman
Caffidiot
An individual who goes out of their way to make it apparent to you what their current "caffeine Level" is at. Or an individual who when asked "how are you doing?" will always reply with some reference to if they have had any caffeine recently or not.
Tim: Hey D how you doing today?
D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!
Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"
D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!
Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"
Caffidiot by couchsalesman December 2, 2009
Turkey Fuchers
The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
Turkey Fuchers by couchsalesman November 30, 2009