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When someone named Joseph is trying to support his friend who's sad on his birthday
but is a fucking retard and fucks it up
Cody: what's wrong junior its your birthday *cough* *cough* Joseph
Joseph: Oh so its my turn now your not going to talk over me now dude...
Joseph: So whats wrong uh dude uh you cant be sad on your turkday
Cody: What the fuck is a turkday Joseph
Joseph: *Grunt* Dude I stuttered I meant birthday
Cody: Turkday sounds nothing like birthday joseph!
TurkDay by TurkDay January 1, 2019
It’s the day in-between Tuesday and Thursday, also colloquially known as the “turducken of weekdays” or wednesdays
“We have a date scheduled for this Tursday”

“What time are we meeting up for Tursday happy hour?”
Tursday by AlohaPrab June 18, 2020
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he loves expensives brands and gets all the ladys. hes sexy and cute. hes would be a perfect boyfriend
Turkay by everyBOYlovesME October 16, 2018

Green bean turkay wang 

Green bean turkay wang is an upcoming song title for the greatest song writer in history chrisy poo. It is a mixture of green beans and turkay wings.
Green bean turkay wang, put it in the oven and hear it sang
Used to insult Turkishs
Terrorist Turkgays will never beat Greece
The southern way of saying Thursday
I went hula dancing on a Tursday in Texas.
Tursday by southern frand June 16, 2017
Best father of the whole world.
Türkay means turkish moon. He's aways there and shining.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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