Turdoment

When you take a buddy dump with at least 3 friends and battle it out for the biggest turd.

I challenged Steve and Vinny to a turdoment.

by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

turdmenistan

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.

I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.

by zaquax December 25, 2010

Turdventure

A well-planned vacation that turns to shit.

What's fuckin' next!? First we miss the connecting flight, then we must pull-drag our luggage through urine soaked streets; of course the hotel A/C is shot, we get 'the shits' from drinking local water and then the REAL Turdventure begins!

by YAWA October 5, 2019

turdometer

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists

The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.

by turdmeister June 28, 2010

turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

senile turnmentia

When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.

OMG, he's got the wrong turn signal on again…must be a severe case of senile turnmentia...

by tanker177 February 18, 2011

turdmented

Process in which food is formed into poo.

I just got rid of some turdmented Chinese food from 4 days ago, right into the toilet!

by Turdmaster flash November 17, 2020