turdmeat 

another word for 'turd' or 'fucktard' or 'dickhead' etc

"pfft....ya fucking turdmeat"

turdmeat by /mainframe July 26, 2004

Turdmato 

Nasty wilted dirty salad vegies and slimy mealy tomatoes.

Often served in restuarants or by your friends.

"Eww I just ate a Turdmato."

Turdmato by Capooter February 25, 2009

turdmented 

Process in which food is formed into poo.

I just got rid of some turdmented Chinese food from 4 days ago, right into the toilet!

turdmented by Turdmaster flash November 17, 2020