Turdfat

Not a fat turd, but the fat OF a turd, or just a funny word to use as a swear word.

Oh turdfat! I broke my glasses!

by Green Tak April 4, 2009

Turdgatory

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.

Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.

by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012

Turdlationship

1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.

Turdlationship:

If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.

If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.

by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Turdmato

Nasty wilted dirty salad vegies and slimy mealy tomatoes.

Often served in restuarants or by your friends.

"Eww I just ate a Turdmato."

by Capooter February 25, 2009

Turdation

When you sit on the toilet after having a poo to contemplate life and other such important things.

"Hey! Why dyu take song long up there?"
"Had a case of turdation"

by alemeister June 8, 2009

Turdface

One with turd on there face.{may or may not have turd on thier face}

You've got turd on your face, you turdface.

by Trent Ren September 18, 2006

turdbate

It derives from a long line of sick individuals. To (Turdbate ) is to masturbate while one is pooping

Little Johnny loves to (Turdbate )

by Cumminsnut November 20, 2017