A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.
Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.