Turdmato

Nasty wilted dirty salad vegies and slimy mealy tomatoes.

Often served in restuarants or by your friends.

"Eww I just ate a Turdmato."

by Capooter February 25, 2009

Turdgatory

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.

Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.

by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012

Turdnato

When one lets go of an especially nasty fart and proceeds to run circles around someone really fast, catching them in a vortex of ass smell.

Shane got caught in the eye of my turdnato!

by carpetcarl December 21, 2008

Turdgatory

When you have to take a shit but it hasn't fully formed yet so it's stuck in ur bowels

Uh those enchiladas I ate earlier are almost on their way out, they're stuck in Turdgatory

by don vino December 9, 2014