I was tumblring so hard last night I forgot to sleep but it's okay because I dipdyed my hair and got an american flag tank and combat boots, I'm a hipster now!
Massively overstating how entertained you are in the form of either dying, crying, or noting the point in the universe where your sides reside.
"oh my god i'm dying from laughter" "no you're not, fucking liar." "no dude, i'm serial. My sides are this ( |<-------------------->| ) far apart!" "stop tumblring, bro."