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Takalani 

The sweetest girl ever, she's also really funny and has the biggest heart but a little bit of an attitude
person 1: why did Takalani leave the popular table to sit with the one guy without friends

person 2: because she's Takalani
Takalani by yourbitchlakelyn July 29, 2020
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takalani 

Takalani means Happy .They turn to be really cool and grow to be cool parents they loving and caring they have a wild side .very prayerful.
Takalani vhana vha mukalaha

Be happy my father's kids

Takalani I appreciate you

Mostly called taki
takalani by Lawrencepd March 28, 2020

Tubalard 

when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14
Rob m. is a Tubalard
Tubalard by Herman August 12, 2003

Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
Chris Takala by Alex Haws October 18, 2012
A mature role model that knows how to lead a situation. Does not focus on the present but knows where the future will lead them. Very good looking with a nice laid backed personality. This person is always known when they are in your proximity. That is how large their presence is known, whether intimidating or inspiring.
Man last night I was about to be peer pressured into smoking but Tokala reassured me that, that is something I will never HAVE to do. It's always good to have Tokala around.
tokala by Qui Gon Jinn December 17, 2016

tukalamukala 

The word you use in a random words competition.
I can't think of anything else to say, so tukalamukala!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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