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Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
Chris Takala by Alex Haws October 18, 2012
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A Japanese singer/rapper that has gained slight popularity in the past few months.

His songs are quite good, not gonna lie.
“I just listened to Toy by Takayan. That has some pretty chill vibes.”
takayan by BlueFireWolf August 4, 2020

Takata Mashiho 

We love you, Ace Takata Mashiho.

Takata Mashiho is so handsome!!! I mean, look at those visuals!!

OMG, Takata Mashiho is definitely an all-rounder. Look at how talented he is! A great vocal and dancer plus he can rap too! An ace!
Takata Mashiho by shiho ace October 18, 2020

Rikka Takanashi 

One of the main protagonists of the anime and light novel, "Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions", a.k.a. "Chūnibyō demo Koi ga Shitai!" Rikka has 8th grade syndrome and wears a patch on her right eye and a bandage thing wrapped around her left arm. She believes she has the tyrant's eye. She's in high school and has an older sister named Tooka who's a chef. She also has a friend named Sanae who also has 8th grade syndrome and Nibutani (a.k.a, Forest Summer / Morisummer) who used to have it and also Yuuta, the boy who lives below her and used to have 8th grade syndrome.
Rikka Takanashi and Yuuta Togashi - KISS!!!!!
Rikka Takanashi by kue serabi February 4, 2018

tamalavelocity 

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.
Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006
A Godness. Beautiful inside and out. Passionate about who she loves. Smart mouthed ,dangerous, and feisty individual. Well spoken person who speaks her mind. Sometimes she could Aggressive with an hot temper but also a loving person , who's incredible in bed. Phenomenal person once you get to know her, but don't underestimate her she's capable of many things. Crazy, wild, and exciting who knows how to party
TaKayla is the type who gets what she wants
takayla by Takayla July 13, 2014
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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