Australian slang (occasionally used internationally) for feeling as though you've been ass fucked. Usually used in the description of one's emotional state of despair, frustration and pain after a negative event such as being ripped off or played.
An amazingly cool person. Usually a nickname for Trevin or Trevor. This guy can be anybody's friend, unless he hates you. A fun, outgoing person until you piss him off. When upset, everyone around that person will automatically be upset as well. All around good guy to be around and will help you out with just about anything. A good person to have on your good side.
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
The grim biffer of all biffers, she is the pinnacle of ugly. Often known to use too much teeth during oral sex. Common traits of a Tevie are greasy skin, big jaw, big nose, elf shoes and a squeaky voice. They are often attracted to sweaty males. They can only be defeated by the use of a biffer brick to the jaw however as they are the 'grim biffer' they may take multiple hits.
Friend 1: I can't believe he is dating that biffer!
Friend 2: That's not any biffer she is the grim biffer!
Friend 1: I wouldn't like the sound of that scraping against my penis.
Friend 2: TEVIE!