The grim biffer of all biffers, she is the pinnacle of ugly. Often known to use too much teeth during oral sex. Common traits of a Tevie are greasy skin, big jaw, big nose, elf shoes and a squeaky voice. They are often attracted to sweaty males. They can only be defeated by the use of a biffer brick to the jaw however as they are the 'grim biffer' they may take multiple hits.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods