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The grim biffer of all biffers, she is the pinnacle of ugly. Often known to use too much teeth during oral sex. Common traits of a Tevie are greasy skin, big jaw, big nose, elf shoes and a squeaky voice. They are often attracted to sweaty males. They can only be defeated by the use of a biffer brick to the jaw however as they are the 'grim biffer' they may take multiple hits.
Friend 1: I can't believe he is dating that biffer!
Friend 2: That's not any biffer she is the grim biffer!
Friend 1: I wouldn't like the sound of that scraping against my penis.
Friend 2: TEVIE!
Tevie by Mattyrocks March 11, 2011
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Australian slang (occasionally used internationally) for feeling as though you've been ass fucked. Usually used in the description of one's emotional state of despair, frustration and pain after a negative event such as being ripped off or played.

See synonyms: busted, broken, stuffed, reamed, rammed, nailed, screwed, boned, hammered, rooted
That store charged me double for no reason! I've been Trevied!

That birthday stripper your mates got you turned out to be a tranny? You got Trevied!
Trevied by ozgod December 12, 2008
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Tevie • Tevin • teve • tevi • Teven • Tevita • tavien • Tevel • tever • Tevye
Tevin is a handsome, athletic, funny young man who's been heart broken by a few girls. This makes him hard on newer people and his trust isn't easily won. Amazing sex. Calm, nonchalant personality. Also has a nice smile.
There goes Tevin, he mad chill
Tevin by Chanel07 December 19, 2016
Tavier is an sweet guy and very cute he is a person that is always there for u even if he doesn't like u. Tavier is an very unique boy. He is usally an athletic boy that loves to play. Whenever he wants something he gets it.
tavier by Big daddy rese March 30, 2017
A fun-loving, charismatic black man who loves dancing and singing. He can also be found tickling the ivories of a piano. He also likes to plan sleepovers at other people's houses.
George: Where's Tevelis?
Michael: He's probably playing the piano.
Tevelis by Theholygenius101 June 4, 2019

Tony Tekieli 

Coolest kid in the world. has the most swag in the United States. Drives a red truck and wears skinny jeans. lover of dubstep, bloc party, red hot chili peppers, and caitlin zrenchik.
man, you be pullin' a tony tekieli on my ass
Tony Tekieli by caitlinswagg August 1, 2011
He is the most caring, loyal, loveable, funny guy you could ever meet. Some people may not like him but he is very humorous so they don’t get it. He may be annoying to some but if you get to know him you’ll fall in love. He’s a great guy and he does whatever he can to make people happy.
Wow thanks tevice
tevice by Fallin5him December 10, 2017
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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