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Tubing In Aruba 

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.
When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.
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Turlington 

Possibly the funniest recurring character on American Dad. Voiced by Forest Whitaker, Turlington is a detective of various employers who speaks in a very low voice and is suspicious of nearly everyone. A running gag is that he is slow to react and forgetful of trivial items, which pertain no usefulness whatsoever to his investigation, allowing suspects to get rid of any incriminating evidence. He is also seen often during a time of distress or extreme relief engaging in a sorrowful, half-sobbing dialogue with one of his dead parents. Episodes of Turlington's apearence include: Chimdale, Live and Let Fry, and Meter Made.
Turlington: Mama? If you can hear me mama? It's Daniel. I WANT THAT SANDWICH!
Turlington by Noumena July 4, 2011
The act of taking a laptop into the bath with you and massaging your meat.
A: Hey man sorry I didn't get your call, i was Tubbing for like 2 hours last night!

B: Really? I need to try that sometime...
Tubbing by Kaninsnase69 November 17, 2014
Deriving from the root word "tubby". A tubkin is a person with just a little bit of "tub" or fat on their body, usually in the stomach area.
Guy 1 - "Wow dude that girl is kinda chubby."
Guy 2 - "Nah dude, she's just a tubkin."
Guy 1 - "Oh yeah dude that's true, that's true."
Tubkin by iceegray February 20, 2011

Lord Tubbington 

The magical and totally unicorn cat of Brittany S. Pierce on Glee. Lord Tubbington only eats people food, nougat and glitter so he can poop candy bars, and at night (when he's not reading Brittany's diary) he sneaks off to smoke and get Arby's.
Brittany: Lord Tubbington got out and I found him at Arby's, how did you get into my room?
Rory the Leprechaun: Santana has just one wish - she wants you to quit Glee Club.
Brittany: Great - why couldn't she have just wished for Lord Tubbington to stop smoking?
Lord Tubbington by wprincessluv December 27, 2011
Whippin' at your meat during a video conference call.
I was tired of Karen's constant complaining so I decided to a little tubin' to show my disdain
tubin' by Ziggipops October 19, 2020