Tua Simulator

A drinking game where two or more people play madden.

The rules -

A player must take a shots/shotguns a beverage/ take other pre decided upon alternative (zyns etc.) if the following occurs

-Their team runs the ball (yes you have to pass every play)
-Their team throws an interception

-Their team fumbles

-Their team punts

-Their team has a turnover on downs

-The other team scores a touchdown

-Their team kicks a field goal

Other rules-

- every time a team scores they must go for two if you forget and kick a PAT you must drink
-If a team looses you have to take two shots/shotguns/other pre decided upon alternative (zyns etc.)

The game can be played one versus one or with teams where all member drink for the punishments but you switch players per quarter/half

I can’t wait to go to grandmas to play Tua Simulator.

Tua Simulator by Fun Uncle April 28, 2026

Tua much sauce 

(noun.) the excessive amount of "sauce", "clout", or prestige bestowed upon the world by an individual synonymously measurable to the amount of "sauce" bestowed upon the world by Alabama football star, Tua Tagovailoa

-Jut, can I please purchase a "Tua much sauce" pin?

-There's almost Tua much sauce on this dish I purchased here at Depalmas Italian Cafe. I hope I don't spill it on my fit before Hotel Indigo Rooftop Bar overlooking the river on this perfect date...

Tua much sauce by dke luvr January 25, 2019

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus 

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011

tuashawn 

Pretty,outgoing, nice. Always put other people first🤞🏽 Never fold or switch up on people

Who is that person you was just with
Oh that’s Tuashawn she’s a very nice person

tuashawn by Jdkdjej February 26, 2018

tuashawn 

She is really ugly and gay she go out with jerell and she like the color red

"ewwwwww is that tuashawn".

tuashawn by marcus2999 February 26, 2018

Tuastic 

When you’re so amazing and exceptional in all regards that there’s no word in the dictionary to describe you.

She’s so tuastic that she got the whole world under her feet.

Tuastic by Nomnommmm July 23, 2022