Trumpute 

The hybrid of a flute and trumpet, know either as a Flumpit or Trumpute.

Not to be mistaken with the Flumpet, a hybrid of the trumpet and flugelhorn

Musician A: " Wow, is that a Trumpute?"
Musician B: " Indeed, the best of both worlds."

Trumpute by Skitgo May 5, 2009

Trumpteezer 

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA

Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.

Trumpteezer by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpster Fire 

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'

Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.

Trumpster Fire by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017

Trumpterrupting 

1. The way Trump interrupts other people in a conversation.
2. When one of Trumps supporters interrupt another person to win a political argument.
3. Interrupting in any fashion that Donald J. Trump may interrupt.
Trumpterrumts-trumpterrupted-trumpterrupt

(Feminist) Did you hear what sexist thing Don-(Person trumpterrupting) Wrong

Trumpterrupting by Official Trumpcabulary November 10, 2016

Trumputantrum 

Verb. 1) To throw a Presidential size temper tantrum. 2) When the leader of the free world throws a temper tantrum little a cranky toddler.

Well, there he goes again. Throwing a Trumputantrum on Twitter again.

Trumputantrum by lilred1983 February 2, 2017

TrumPutin 

When someone tells you a lie you want to hear.

"I had to TrumPutin her cause she asked me if I liker her coochie tasted fresh."

TrumPutin by ShytownHusker March 10, 2017

Trumpterrupting 

The ultimate form of manterrupting, although somewhat different in that when one Trumpterrups it does not have to be gender specific like manterrupting. Trumpterrupting is the ultimate form of interrupting what anyone else is saying for any conceivable reason.

Bubby : Did you see that...
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!

Trumpterrupting by Your Eminence October 1, 2016