Trumpmare 

A frightening or unpleasant dream involving Donald Trump.

"I had another Trumpmare after falling asleep to Fox News last night"

Trumpmare by Bells of Hell August 9, 2016

Trumpcards.com 

Trumpcards.com is a web address using the most obvious play on words possible almost probably insuring that The Orange Mercenary-in-Chief has now copyrighted the words Trump, Card, Trumpcard, and Trumpcards.

The most humiliating and empty use of a teaser for a special announcement ever!

A former failed and twice impeached insurrectionist president pushing election denial lies sells online jpeg action figure cosplay cards NFT’s to his cult members for $99.00; thus proving that people over 70 don’t know how the internet actually works

Can you say screen capture, Donny? I knew that you could!!!!!!

This future failed venture was launched to coincide with the capture and extradition of Sam Bankman-Fried crypto currency Ponzi scheme perpetrator; and, Elon Musk banning journalist from Twitter because everyone knows that evil comes in threes.

It’s not ironic; it’s more like heavy handed forced coincidence.

Did you get your Trumpcard NFT’s from Trumpcards.com, yet? They are only $99.00 for pixels that you can screen capture, BUT, each time you buy one you are automatically entered into a sweepstakes to Dine with the Donald!!!!! WHAT A BARGAN!!!!!!

Trumpcards.com by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 16, 2022

Trumpire 

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.

"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."

Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017

trumpgret 

Voters who now regret voting for Donald Trump.

Many of The Donald supportors are now sufferring Trumpgret (Trump Regret) for their decision to vote for him.

trumpgret by Tahoelife January 15, 2017

TrumpCare 

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.

ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.

TrumpCare by TheFlashSimiValley May 6, 2017

Trumpcare 

so-called "compassionate conservatism" healthcare which in other words illustrates the Dumpublican desire to eliminate subsidized Healthcare to the poorer folks in America, and would also repeal the 3.8 percent Medicaid tax that is surtaxed on investment and dividend income over 200k (and .9 percent on ordinary income over 200k). These taxes have helped fund subsidies to the poorer sick people, but are so insignificant to the wealthy in terms of affecting their quality of life (I would know). Republicans like to say it's better for everyone, but mainly it will give the wealthy a little more money, and leave many people penniless and sick.

Donald Trump promised his grand plan of Trumpcare to make healthcare better for all Americans, even though it is a deceptive misnomer that would screw many of the less fortunate and slightly benefit the wealthy.

Trumpcare by tomcatace April 1, 2017

Trumparalysis 

An inability to accomplish anything due to an overwhelming preoccupation with all things Trump, particularly actions with likely disastrous repurcussions.

I had a bad case of trumparalysis after watchIng the news this morning.

Trumparalysis by Ivan Early March 23, 2017