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Trumpstank 

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
Trumpstank by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019
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Trumpistan 

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......
Trumpistan by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017

Trumpistan 

If Trump wins the election we'll be living in Trumpistan.
Trumpistan by KazbanMan October 11, 2015

Trumpitantrum

Trumpitantrum: N.:An outrageous action or reaction of great racism, sexism, or general disrespect to a group of people; An act of embarrassing and/or disrespectful consequence; Getting uneducated Americans to love you for no logical reason.
Stop throwing a Trumpitantrum, it's only your chores.
Trumpitantrum by KickTheChair77 December 16, 2016

Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.
Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!
Trumpista Snowflake by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017
A strong-armed supporter of the American right-wing populist Donald Trump.

Named after Chavistas -- strong-armed supporters of former Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez -- who were civilian thugs encouraged by Chavez to stand up for their beliefs and intimidate those of his detractors. Chavistas could be found wielding assault rifles and waving copies of Venezuela's Constitution in their earnest belief that only Hugo Chavez could make Venezuela great again.
Donald Trump has exposed an ugly side of America. I would attend his rallies to protest his beliefs but I fear being assaulted by his Trumpistas.
Trumpista by H Chavez July 30, 2016

Trumpistan 

The People's Republic of Trumpistan (full name). A fascist authoritarian hellhole run by the permanent supreme ruler and ex-president of the U.S. Donald J. Trump. Formerly known as the Confederate States of America that has now expanded to include a bunch more rural redneck shithole states.
The United States of America has devolved into 2 countries: America, and Trumpistan.
Trumpistan by AntiGop February 17, 2021
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