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TrumpBowel 

The worst stink on the planet. A combination of dead brain cells, eastern european vaginal juice from catalog wifes, Mike Pence's late night semen injection and the death rot of the once great dream called America.
The rust belt emits a never ending stink of TrumpBowel. Too bad those hicks will get nothing except more war and the delusion that dumb white people are entitled to anything.
TrumpBowel by Um Boppa Mow Wow December 5, 2016

trumpbelt 

The sections of America where a majority of people voted for Trump for President.
Many of Trump's supporters live in the trumpbelt of America.
trumpbelt by theauthormarkwilkins January 31, 2017

rusty trumpbone 

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.
rusty trumpbone by Zamzara November 29, 2016

Trumbower 

Something or someone that looked good on paper but turned out to be a worthless disappointment.
I understand why they recruited that dude, but geez, he turned out to be a real trumbower.

Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.
Trumbower by Driftless May 15, 2023

trumbower 

When playing the card game 500, the jack of the trump suit and the jack of the suit of the same color are the right bower and the left bower, the two best cards after the joker. The trumbowers are either jack of the opposite color. They're basically almost worthless.
I was excited when you dealt me the jack of hearts, but when our opponents bid 8 clubs, it was clear that it was just a trumbower.
trumbower by Driftless March 29, 2023

Trump Bowel Syndrome 

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.

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