The worst stink on the planet. A combination of dead brain cells, eastern european vaginal juice from catalog wifes, Mike Pence's late night semen injection and the death rot of the once great dream called America.
The rust belt emits a never ending stink of TrumpBowel. Too bad those hicks will get nothing except more war and the delusion that dumb white people are entitled to anything.
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A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
by Zamzara November 29, 2016
Get the rusty trumpbone mug.I understand why they recruited that dude, but geez, he turned out to be a real trumbower.
Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.
Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.
by Driftless May 15, 2023
Get the Trumbower mug.When playing the card game 500, the jack of the trump suit and the jack of the suit of the same color are the right bower and the left bower, the two best cards after the joker. The trumbowers are either jack of the opposite color. They're basically almost worthless.
I was excited when you dealt me the jack of hearts, but when our opponents bid 8 clubs, it was clear that it was just a trumbower.
by Driftless March 29, 2023
Get the trumbower mug.Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
by Unpopular Truth April 21, 2020
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