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Trump Touch

When everything a person touches turns to shit.
Well, you certainly put the Trump Touch on that situation and made it 100 times worse.

The Trump Touch

Everything you touch turns to shit.
He tried to get the business off the ground but the poor guy had the Trump touch.
The Trump Touch by elZaphod May 19, 2017

The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."

Trump's touch 

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
Trump's touch by Zariza January 31, 2020

Trumps touch 

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.
He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.
Trumps touch by Zariza January 31, 2020
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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