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Trummus: A culinary delight emerging from the fusion of Mediterranean cuisine, "Trummus" is an innovative blend of truffle and hummus. This decadent dish exemplifies refined taste, presenting an unparalleled combination of luxurious truffle's earthy notes and creamy, nutty hummus. Expect an explosion of exquisite flavor and silky texture that elevates the humble dip to a gourmet level. Ideal for impressing at dinner parties or indulging on a cozy night in.
"For our appetizer, we shared a plate of warm pita bread and trummus; the earthy truffle flavor combined with the creamy hummus was a match made in culinary heaven."
Trummus by PopNeoglyph July 7, 2023
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Trumpusuru 

To do the Trump thing, such as Grab a woman by the reproductive organs, later bragging about it then getting away with it.
It's Valentines Day and I think I am going to Trumpusuru my crush tonight.
Trumpusuru by ShadowCrow February 15, 2017
when you find out your parents / family voted for Donald Trump and you start to reflect on your past life decisions like when you were 8 and you contemplated leaving your house because your mum took your DSI. And you realise, you really should've left so you would go on a trumpus (leave forever) and you wouldn't have to feel disgusted when looking at your family coz they ruined the whole of america. :))
Me: omg Donal Trump has won
Mum: thats great, my vote counted
Me: Bye mum i'm going on a trumpus *leaves house for 4 years until another president is elected*
Trumpus by AlexPalonious November 17, 2016
Grabbing a woman by her pussy as prescribed by Trump.
Billy Bob was thrown out of Flight AA307 by an Air Marshal for trumpussing a female passenger who was trying to get to her window seat.
Trumpuss by Fukhu October 21, 2016
When you stick your thumb in hummus.
Ew I have a thummus!
Thummus by Later taters January 24, 2015

Friend of Tummus 

Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.
Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.
Friend of Tummus by thebergie February 25, 2010
n. a person who has not yet had their first kiss although they have been given many opportunities. This person will not get laid until he is around 45 years old. This is because his extremely tiny penis and that he is unsure of his sexuality.

v. To avoid girls because of your small penis.
Dude Greg hasn't gotten laid yet, he's behaving like such a Tummus.

Look at the way Miller Tummuses because his small penis.
tummus by Heyitsmeyourfavorite January 22, 2014